Poems from The Cynical Poet
i Want
A nice Car
A House so big i could get lost in it
Money
money
FIN
My last poem
had a 62
point five
similarity rating to Friedrich Nietzsche
Which is really
odd
when you think
about all that
Cause...
The only thing I'm slamming
Is slamming out poetry
As part of an incredibly
cynical
(and downright against the spirit
of the Poetry Slam)...
If it ain't got a rhyme
Then it ain't worth my time
FIN
"And so" said the Senator, "Pork's institutional."
"I couldn't care less if it's Unconstitutional!"
The young staffer hung his head
And...